You will have to cut and paste this, but it's a must-see (though macabre):

http://212.2.162.45/news/story.asp?j=15093702&p=y5x93783&n=15093829

Apparently these stampedes happen all the time at the Hindu festivals in India. I can't believe the whole thing began with people slipping on coconut oil!

When I saw the photo of all the dead in the paper, I have to admit, I actually thought to myself "People are fucking idiots." There's just an undeniable lemming-quality to the whole scenario.